Disney's Jungle Cruise

Even as a kid I always thought that the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland was silly, corny, and otherwise ridiculous.  But, I love(d) it anyway.  It's the perfect ride to kick back on, catch your breath and plot your next move for the day.  Disney's Jungle Cruise looks like it holds the same promise as summer movies continue to roll out.

Like the actual ride itself one of the first delights in Jungle Cruise comes in the form of the tourist cruise with all the bad puns and less than spectacular "danger" very chessily and charmingly delivered by Dwayne Johnson's Frank.  It's all terrible in the best way possible.  Yes, the horrible puns run throughout the film and I snickered and enjoyed each and every one.  Johnson commits to the ride aesthetic and it works. Adding to the fun are Emily Blunt's Dr. Lily Houghton bringing the sass and spurring the action along. While her high maintenance brother MacGregor, Jack Whitehall, reluctantly gets dragged along for the adventure of a lifetime.  In a nice touch, MacGregor's plucky comedy relief comes with a more dramatic/deeper edge.

Jungle Cruise plays out like The African Queen meets Romancing the Stone with a dash of The Mummy (the good one not that POS with Tom Cruise) for kids. When it works, it works well with plenty of action, suspension, and thrills that entertain.  Johnson and Blunt's sparring and their chemistry hold the attention and the film together are an enjoyable pairing.  Like Pirates of the Caribbean before it, Jungle Cruise gets fleshed out to make a serviceable story line that contains some surprises along the way.

The biggest issues with this film, and so many others, comes in the form of the villain.  The two villains actually.  Neither comes off as particularly villainous and by having two separate ones they become even more watered down.  I will say that the CGI, especially that of Aguirre is a bit intense and may be a bit much for younger kids.  

All in all, like it's namesake Jungle Cruise is an entertaining, cheesy, charming slice of summer fun.  It's a 7 for me.