Movie Review: Pandemic Edition October 7, 2020

Yes, it's October and the world is still on fire. But, first things first. How are you doing? I do so hope that you and yours are safe, healthy, and do as well as possible under the circumstances.

Whew, it's been a long time, and while the country is reopening to various degrees (including movie theaters), I'm afraid it's going to be a bit longer before I'm willing to venture forth. Numbers are still high in my area (better, but high) and while there are a couple new pics playing, I have to ask myself, "are they worth possibly risking my life to see?". That's a resounding no.

That being the case, I like so many others have been at home catching up on things I wanted to see and never got around to before the big lockdown. Films like "Abominable", "Dolittle", "Playing with Fire", "Doctor Sleep", "Bombshell", and "Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn." What I got was a mixed bag.

Unexpectedly the best film by far is "Abominable". I wasn't sure when this one came out, the yeti looked kinda goofy and it seemed like it could go either way. Turns out this charmer really works. Cute, funny, amazing animation (goofy yeti aside), wonderful messaging, and with all the character development and feels you can want. Yup, I laughed, but I also cried. Finally, I ended up getting a copy for my personal collection. A 9.5 for sure.

That brings me to "Dolittle". Sorry to say, the title pretty much says it all because it certainly did little for me. It's one of those family films with a spectacular voice cast, a decent amount of whimsy and imagination, but it all falls flat. While the main child actor/character does a good job, overall there are too many cringe worthy moments that are simply quite embarrassing to witness.

The same can be said about "Playing with Fire" minus the kid watchability. Two of the kids are just obnoxious and off putting. The adult casts members do there all to salvage this clunker, but other than a couple of scenes here and there, this one is just not salvageable. Really disappointing. "Dolittle" and "Playing with Fire"

are 4s at best.

"Doctor Sleep" is Stephen King's sequel to "The Shining", a book I loved and a movie I hated. I wasn't sure how this one was going to work out. I'm thrilled to say an expert job was done reconciling the elements of the original ("Shining") book/film and marrying them to the "Doctor Sleep" book sequel. Solid all the way around, this is a definite 9 for me.

Finally, "Bombshell" and "Birds of Prey". Two films I had really high expectations for. While not awful, they both feel short of those expectations. "Bombshell" for some inexplicable reason decided to add characters and events to enhance the drama. Completely unnecessary and adding a superficial and disengaging element to the film. It felt too force. As for "Birds" very little character development or story arc, highly predictable, downright silly at times, and nothing more than a long setup for a sequel. 5s for both films.

Movie Review Pandemic Edition: My Spy

Long ago in the before times when going to the movies was a treat, not a possible death sentence, one of the films I was looking forward to seeing was "My Spy". This family film starring Dave Bautista looked like the possible remedy to remove the stink that is "Stuber" from my movie going consciousness. Sadly, the film was pushed back from its original release date, then the ‘Rona hit and the world caught fire (only a slight exaggeration). Amazon decided to give this film a digital release back at the end of June, so needing to decompress from a long week and the non-stop dumpster fire that is 2020, I kicked back with a refreshing beverage to check it out.

"My Spy" is not the most original story by any stretch of the imagination, nevertheless it’s cute, entertaining, and all around enjoyable in its simplicity. Bautista and company deliver a feel good film (we can all use that) with some truly laugh out loud moments (the dance scene alone makes this a film worth watching). There’s just enough heart and soul to get you invested in the characters and delivers the emotional “feels”.

Chloe Coleman’s Sophie strikes the perfect balance of precociousness, cuteness, and sass to maintain likability and avoid obnoxiousness. Coleman’s chemistry with Bautista is right on target and had me wanting more. While Kirsten Schaal’s Bobbi is spot on in her obsessive fan girl/unwanted/unappreciated partner role to Bautista’s JJ.

When all is said and done, "My Spy", predictable as it may be has some surprises, and is a charming, humorous, witty, action packed, and emotional winner in my book. So, if you have Amazon Prime access and an hour 39 minutes to spare, give "My Spy" a gander. I’m giving this one a solid 7.

Oh, be sure not to be eating or drinking during the dance scene.

Movie Review: Video Pandemic Edition

First, let me just say hope that you and yours are healthy and staying safe.  Second, I realize it’s crazy out there and for many it’s really starting to wear thin.  The sudden and dramatic changes from the everyday mundaness (is that even a word?) of life to chaos, uncertainty,  and all around upheaval has been unsettling to say the least.  While going to the movies, like so many things, are a no go, like many between the stressing and disinfecting (I think I’m becoming OCD about hand washing) I have gotten a few at-home movie views under my belt. While I’m not going to go too deep into analysis it still seems like a pretty good time to offer up a couple of ideas as a distraction/entertainment.

How about a Will Smith double shot?

First up, Gemini Man. Yeah, yeah, I couldn’t get a good feel from the trailers and never heard anything positive once the film did hit the theaters, (the same can be said of Collateral Beauty and that one gave me all the feels and had me crying like a baby, yet happy to have experienced it) so I gave it a looksy out of pure curiosity.  To put it mildly I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed this one (filed under, “wish I’d seen at the theater”).  Good casting, engaging characters, fantastic action, and real emotion/characterization.  The CGI work for creating a younger version of Will Smith is mesmerizing.  Given things get a little over the top towards the end of the film, but all told, really entertaining.

I’m giving it a solid 8.


Second, Will Smith part deux in Spies in Disguise from the folks at BlueSky (Ice Age, Rio, Fight Club).  Now this was one I had planned on seeing in the theater, but didn’t make it.  So, when I found myself able to score some disinfectant wipes as an add-on with $25 purchase, I snagged this, some snacks, wipes, and felt victorious.  My victory was made even sweeter upon watching this film.  I was all in from start to finish to the point when the credits began to roll three thoughts popped into my mind. 1) Delightful. 2) I could/would this again right now, but I need to go to bed. And 3) I hope they make a sequel.  Fun, funny, heartfelt, educational (pigeon facts), poignant, all around entertaining and engaging. 

A 9 from me.

Check these out and let me know what you think.  Keep washing those hands and staying away from each other! 

TTFN

BWT: BONUS, since I’m on the Will Smith track, Bad Boys for Life, was also a fun ride.  If you like the series, don’t miss it. 

An 8 from me on that one as well.

Movie Review: The Addams Family (2019) 10/15/19

In their third foray (after Igor and Sherlock Gnomes) into feature length animation, MGM decided to take on the classic Addams Family comic utilizing an all star cast, the latest technology, and all the throwbacks, references, and homages to previous material that can be fit into the 87 minute run time.   I joined the nearly packed theater intrigued to see the latest adventure of The Addams Family.

The overall look, feel, and tone of The Addams Family (2019) rings perfect.  The voice casting and performances are spot on. Nothing against Oscar Isaac, Charlize Theron, and Chloe  Grace Moretz, Conrad Vernon’s Lurch is a personal fave. The soundtrack is bumpin’ and will have you bobbing in your seat with a smile on your face.  All told, there’s a lot that works for this film.

That’s why it’s disappointing that The Addams Family (2019) is one of those films that despite all efforts falls flat and comes off as “meh” at best.

As an origin story, the film offers a few delights.  The messaging is important, timely, and relevant, but heavy handed to the point of being “preachy.”  The overall plot is thin and the comedy even more so. I was at least halfway through the film before I had anything approaching a genuine laugh and I’m sure I could count on one hand and have fingers left the truly funny moments in the entire film.  Most of the joy for me came from little throwbacks and meta references. Snoop Dogg rolling up as It? Pure delight right down to the pimp cane.

All told, the biggest fault in the film is the production decided to play it safe and watered down everything that’s made the Addams Family the Addams Family since 1938.  The creepy and the kooky let alone the mysterious, spooky, and ooky just aren’t there. Being a family film the movie is geared toward kids (expected), but even they (and the theater was packed with kids) just weren’t into it.  A tepid response at best and the theater emptied out as soon as the credits rolled, Thing leading you in a sing-along didn’t slow the exodus.

Enough butts have filled the seat for MGM to already green light a sequel, let’s hope the nail down a better, more entertaining story for that one.  As for The Addams Family (2019) if you don’t have to see it in the theater, do yourself and your pocketbook a favor and wait to watch it at home (Netflix, Redbox, streaming).  It’s and overly generous 5 from me.

Movie Review : Joker

First I want to apologize for the long break in reviews.  Between the recent bag- over- the-head punch in the face RL has dealt me and the sheer lack of anything remotely peaking my interest there hasn’t been any drive/desire to head to the theater.  So, thank you for bearing with me and still showing an interest in my little review site.  Anywho, all that changed with DC’s much anticipated release of Joker.

Once again, I find myself of two minds on this one.

On the one hand, yes, I see were all the rave reviews are coming from.

Joaquin Phoenix delivers a tour-de-force performance that’s stunning, engaging, and mesmerizing.  His Arthur Fleck much like the film itself is dark, intense, tragic, relatable, challenging, thought provoking, and at times uncomfortable.   

Technically Joker is a cinematic masterpiece.  Stunning cinematography, terrific direction, well-written standalone origin story, and the most gritty, realistic created Gotham to date.

Seems like a slam dunk winner...but not so fast…

While Joker certainly has a lot going for it, I find the rave reviews better than what the film actually merits.  

Despite the solid writing, amazing acting, etc. Joker is actually quite, dare I say?  Yes. Boring.  

The pacing is slow, damn slow well into the final act and the story drags.  I was restless and if I’d remembered to wear my watch, I would’ve been checking it, often.  The other audience members seemed to be feeling that way as well, a couple of people walked out halfway through, not to return, while others contented themselves with just talking quietly among themselves about other things.   Normally, that would’ve bothered me, not this time. Even the punctuated moments of violence (which there are surprisingly few given the subject matter) failed to inject any real energy or excitement to the viewing experience. Overall there’s a feeling of generic soullessness about Joker that left me disappointed and wishing I could stay up after watching Lego Batman as a palate cleanser.

I’m just going to throw it out there, my take may well be a gender thing.  Talking with male coworkers that have seen the movie, they unanimously LOVE it, can’t say enough about how great it is, but readily admit that the wives and daughters walked away feeling the same way I did.  I’m curious to see if that’s the case, so ladies and gentlemen if you see this one, be sure to leave a comment letting me know.

As previously mentioned, I’m split on this one along the lines Manchester by the Sea or Dunkirk. On the one hand, I get it and can give Joker an 8 for all the things that work, especially the performance by Joaquin Phoenix, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s an Oscar nod in his future.  And if they produce another film with him, I’m game to see it. On the other hand, meh. I was bored, disappointed and certainly don’t feel a need to see Joker again let alone add it to my movie collection.  A 5 at best.  

In short, you take your chances with this one.  Sorry I can’t be more definitive than that.

Movie Review: It Chapter 2

After a long summer of so-so movie choices fall ushers in its first highly anticipated film in It: Chapter 2.  Like many I’ve been looking forward to catching up with the Losers club after their 27 -year hiatus from Derry and Pennywise.  Anxious to shake of the horror of my own personal week, I headed to the theater to get my scare on. 

It Chapter 2 clocks in at just under three hours running time, mixing current events and those of 27 years prior, while entertaining and engaging in their own right, the mixture doesn’t always work in terms of pacing. Making for segments that cause the overall film to drag to the point just prior to boredom setting in.  Still watchable, but a bit disappointing. 

The horror aspect this time around isn’t as strong either.  There are a couple of good jump scares, but by and large the movie focuses more on CGI monsters to try to be creepy instead of the psychological terror that dominates the first film.  The “creepy” factor ranges disturbing to just plain silly creating an unevenness in tone. 

Speaking of tone, this time around humor plays a surprisingly big part in the film.  I’m talking actual laugh-out-loud funny moments that I wish the comedies I’ve been watching possessed.  Again, in and of itself great, but there’s so much humor you began to question if you’re watching a comedy or a horror movie. 

As with the original casting of the kids in the first film, the adult cast is sensational and perfectly matched with their younger counterparts. Bill Hader as Richie is simply outstanding. 

Overall, the viewing experience is okay, but a bit underwhelming, especially given the running time.  Compared to the book, the original mini-series, and the 2017 reboot It Chapter 2 falls short of expectations for me.  I’m sadly giving this one a 6. 

Movie Review: Good Boys 

The movie slum continues as we await the Fall releases.  So, when a coworker saw Good Boys and said, “It’s pretty funny,” I decided to give it a viewing.  With the team behind Superbad and Sausage Party lead by Seth Rogen behind it, I figured I had a decent shot at being entertained for an hour and a half.

Let’s be honest, Good Boys isn’t for everyone.  It’s nothing too deep or challenging and is basically just dumb.  Raunchy, dumb, fun.  It’s fair to classify it as a pint-sized Superbad from start to finish.  Extreme situational comedy, but not over the top.  The humor for me, however, is a mixed bag of unevenness.  Maybe it’s just me (other audience members were shrieking with laughter from start to finish) I on the other hand felt some of the “humor” didn’t land, other bits were “one chuckle through the nose amusing”, and then you had some real laugh-out-loud hilarity, sometimes all in one scene.  Not quite the emotional roller coaster I was looking for.  Maybe it was just me, but I feel like a have a good sense of humor normally, and this one just didn't hit the ole funny bone as often as it should.

The kids are watchable, relatable and not annoying for the most part.  But, once again, there are also quite a few cringe worthy acting moments that beg for another take.  After a slow start the pacing hits a good stride, and the soundtrack is without a doubt my favorite part of the film. 

While I did find Good Boys amusing, can’t really categorize it as entertaining.  Yes, there are some real gems sprinkled throughout the film, but the inconsistencies, predictability, and cliches are too many to over come.  Overall not a terrible film, just not that great.  Most of the funny you see in the previews and for the rest you’re better off waiting to watch at home.  I’m giving Good Boys a 5 and hope that Seth Rogen and company put a little more into their next effort.